Sending foxknocker love and warm, squishy wishes for a grand new year to all! Coming next year: The Twelve Days of Bigfoot .
Googler, Google Thyself
People always laugh when any story begins with, “so I was Googling myself,” but that is the honest truth about how this story begins. I was looking for my website, the one you’re reading now. And because I hate shortcuts and prefer to take as long as possible to do anything there is to do, […]
Bigfoot Joneses for Fog!
This video made us nostalgic for fog. Fast-moving, blind-siding cottonball fog. Fog that slips its hands up the front of your shirt or pants death’s doggy breath down the back of your neck. Fog that tiptoes in on kitty cat feet, dissipates in the night on punk possum paws. Fog’s ebb and flow mirrors the […]
Bigfoot Calls the Election!
Last night I dreamed Michelle Obama gave me a radiator signed by Abraham Lincoln, whose signature, in case you were curious, looked a lot like he was just learning cursive. I took the radiator and stood in line for the President to sign it. (I never had plans to sell it on ebay, so don’t […]
Bigfoot Loves Driving in L.A.
Most people associate L.A. with driving hell. For some of us, sometimes, life on the road can be a little bit of driving heaven. You just need to keep your eyes open. And miss the first entrance, even if it’s the one you take every day..
Amazon recently sent me an email telling me my Amazon Author Rank was 11616. I’m not much into ranking. Unless you’re #1, nothing good ever comes from it. Although I do confess a soft spot in my heart for #2. Always have, always will. But 11616 I like. Eleven is mystical. Sixes are sexy. One […]